(whisper) Pschhhh… (whisper) Don`t mention the war! (cough) O.K., O.K…. (whisper) Right!… (cough) OH, HELLO THERE! Nice to be here in this very splendid and worthwile etablissement!
Table for two?
Äh…, no?
My pleasure. So, why do you want to join this secret service? Can you keep a secret?
No?
RIGHT! You`re in!
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Don`t fear those bloody germans! They are mostly just a bunch of small characters! Merged into verbs, nouns or… unions.
So, this is not about BIG TITS, a fuckton DRUGS, totally vicious TEENAGE NYMPHS, MOTORCYCLE-MANIACS or BRITNEY SPEARS TAKING IT FROM THE BACK (although the assistant says „Ma`am, you may have been size 36, but…“ with panic in his eyes, helplessly watching a 3.000 dollar Versace-blazer coming to an end)? What about the NAKED truth? Not even cute PUSSY PICTURES?
Titties? No. Big tits? Well, yes. Without boobie traps! (click here for the booby-trap)
To mention or capitalise all the other things would be just cheap SEO-bullshit we do not support. And, yes, we do have cute cat pictures.
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If you`re from the United States: Howdy! And god bless the First Amendment!
If you`re from the United Kingdom: Your cup of tea should be a nice barrel of excellent first flush chinese gunpowder! This will blow your mind! (No pun intended – but we don`t guarantee for the plot). Cheers, mate!
If you`re united but not sure exactly where from: We just give you the match – you have to enlighten yourself.
If you`re from Down Under: `ola, Esteban! How`s wifey and the stego-slaying preprincess?
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We are your trusted Desinformation Daily. Just not daily. And not to be trusted either.
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If you see these stickers – take care of your knickers!!!
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